Sarah Palin continues her buffoonery. I look forward to future installments of Palin's history lesson that include the seminal moment of the War of 1812, when Canadian mounties torched the whitehouse via rabid squirrels. To say nothing of the epic teaming of Sacagawea and Sasquach, who retaliated by dumping all that maple syrup into Quebec Harbor.

One thing we all can agree on: History is way more fun when you can just make shit up.